Why It's Great To Be An American. Five Things Any American Can Get For Free

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Tue, 2007-07-03 13:17.
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If you are an American, you are lucky. Advertisers, including online advertisers, love Americans (you, that is), so much, that they are willing you these free things, just because you are a US resident.

1. Free Business Cards

Printing business must be supercompetitive if prining companies are willing to give a way free business cards, just so that you give them a try.

2. Free Tarot Readings from a 'renoun gypsy phycis'

You'll get a kick out of this one. Ask her about George W. Bush

3. Free Coffee Grinder

Technically, it's not free, you need to by $9 worth of organic coffee from them.

4. Free Movie "'The Secret"

Not sure how they pull this one off. I had to buy my copy from Amazon.com

5. Free Frehch Lingerie ... for 30 Days

This is my favorite one. Seriously, no more washing :)

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