The Dumbest Stripclub Visitor
A Wisconsin man used his cell phone to call 911 after paying the wrong woman for a lap dance.
According to the Dodge County Sheriff's Department log, the man called the emergency number early Saturday after he gave $20 to a woman at a Clyman, Wis. club. The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.
Failing to get a lap dance, the man called the sheriff's department. Officers are trying to locate the woman.
Dodge County is in southeastern Wisconsin with an estimated population of 88,105, according to the 2005 census.
[Via CBS Broadcasting Inc.]