5 Worst Valentine Gift Ideas For Her From Amazon.Com
1. If I'm So Smart, Why Can't I Lose Weight?
Weightloss book for Valentine's Day is a classic way to piss of your wife or girlfriend. Pussy access restriction guaranteed!
2. Expose Crotchless Panty
Nothing spells bad taste quite as good as crochless underware. Go ahead, buy her one!
3. Sex / How to: Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Fellatio DVD
A DVD course on giving a better head. Yeah, she's gonna love it... NOT. But who says there's anything wrong with letting your partner know that she is underperforming in bed and you are not happy about that?
4. Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
This one is a beauty. Wolf Urine Lure is an anti-deer product. Basically, it makes deers think that there are predators in the area and stay away from your property. Have you ever been lost, trying to understand where your woman is coming from and what she wants? Give her this gift and make her wonder the same about YOU. What the fuck was he thinking anyway?
5. How to Be the Perfect Housewife
Women have been working hard, proving they are just as capable as men. They've been through some rough times doing just that. Show her it means nothing to you. Tell her that you know where her real place is - IN THE KITCHEN! Gimme a beer and cook me some meat, bitch.
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